Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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