he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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