i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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