yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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