Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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