I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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