Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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