Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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