Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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