Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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