I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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