so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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