I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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