GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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