Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Randomize
