He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Just cropdusted the office
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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