Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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