I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
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Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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