Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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