yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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