Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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