I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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