When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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