god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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