Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'm always down for nudity.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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