But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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