I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I think my nap took me to another dimension
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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