please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He kissed a someone with a penis
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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