You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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