I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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