Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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