she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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