you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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