You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Randomize