Me. At least after what I've been through.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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