sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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