all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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