Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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