I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Please, let me fuck your mom
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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