girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I wish i was in the wii world.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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