question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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