My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
should my penis look like a turkey
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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