i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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