It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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