He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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