Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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