she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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