sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
