DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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