What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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