READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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