I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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