I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
