whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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