Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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